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PostSubject: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:13 pm

Nice picture, I like it.
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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:36 pm

Seeing as how Thanksgiving is tomorrow I thought it most appropriate!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:35 pm

The old man and the hunter

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:37 am

Now that was a good one!!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:38 pm


A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches on. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, “Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?” “We can't chew them because we have no teeth,” she replied. The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?” The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them.
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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:09 am

OMG!!! Sad but so true!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Sun Dec 02, 2012 12:33 pm

What are you telling me?!? You just suck the chocolate off and spit out the nuts?!? LMAO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:20 pm

Nope! I eat the nuts too!!! I still have teeth last time I looked!!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:32 pm

That's a good thing. I think YOU are nuts also. GGG
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PostSubject: Re: Just do not understand why getting old is so hard!!!   Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:25 pm

I am probably a lot worse than that if the truth were only known!!! LMAO!!!

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