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PostSubject: Second To None   Fri May 11, 2012 4:16 pm

Tuesday, January 3, 2012Second to None
Article link: ‘None’ Beats Obama in Gallup’s ‘Most Admired’ Survey


The president views
The work he’s begun,
And thinks to himself,
“I’m second to none!”


The public replies,
“For what you have done,
We too must agree:
You’re second to None.”


“And shan’t it be sport,
And shan’t it be fun,
To vote out the man
Who’s second to None?”

For dead is the claim
That he is The One:
The public now views
Him second to None.


So vote for a crook,
A lawyer or nun,
To send off the man
Who’s second to None.


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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Sat May 12, 2012 6:53 am

My sentiments exactly!! lmao!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Sat May 12, 2012 1:00 pm

Here's another from Bard


Barry Had a Little Plan
Article link: Obama plays games with Social Security checks


Barry had a little plan
That made the liberals glow:
With every dime that Barry spent
The sovereign debt would grow.


It grew so large there came a day
He needed all the fools
Within the House and Senate both
To change the spending rules.


The GOP refused to cave
And asked for spending cuts.
Poor Barry cried and stomped away
When Cantor said, “You’re nuts!”


“Why does he love more taxes so?”
The angry public cried.
“To spread the wealth around, you know,”
The One himself replied.


Now Barry has another plan
To shame the GOP:
He won’t send checks to Mom or Pops
For their security.


With every step that Barry takes
The deficit will rise;
To everyone but journalists
This is no great surprise.


The public now waits patiently
To turn poor Barry out;
Another eighteen months or so
‘Til his election rout.
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Mon May 14, 2012 2:05 pm

I am loving it!!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Mon May 14, 2012 4:09 pm

You got to love this guy. GGG

Thursday, December 15, 2011Quislings
Article link: Obama Campaign Collecting GOP Emails


Some say I’m antisocial, though
I think myself reserved.
My kids say I am reticent;
Such feelings are deserved.


But in a modern world enthralled
With social intercourse,
I find I’d rather be alone:
Just me, my wife and horse.


And when I hear the evening news
Or read a bit online,
It serves to reinforce my plan
To stick with me and mine.


I offer as Exhibit A
Barack Obama’s site,
Which asks supporters to reveal
Their friends’ e-mail for spite.


Imagine having Barry’s spam
Appearing in your mail;
I’d rather spend a week alone
Inside a humpback whale.


It causes me to thank the Lord
For having not supplied
A Democratic friend or two
With whom I could be tied.
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Mon May 14, 2012 6:46 pm

Another good one!! Don't care who you are that was just down right funny!!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Tue May 15, 2012 2:56 pm

Tell me when you had enough. GGG!!!

Hey, Mulligan Man!
Article Link: Obama's 'Budget Do-Over' Speech

Sometimes we’re caught flat-footed,
Sometimes we’re unaware;
We’re forced to make decisions,
And no time to prepare.
If we could call a Mulligan
And hatch a brand new plan,
Then wouldn’t life be grander
To be a Mulligan Man?


But Lady Luck is for us
With one to show the way:
We’ve got that Artful Dodger
Alive with us today!
The one to give out lessons
And show us how we can,
Is currently the President:
Hooray, Mulligan Man!


Look back on those uprisings
Throughout the Middle East:
Which started with the Persians
Who ended up deceased.
But when they spread to Egypt
The White House found a plan,
And stood behind the rebels:
Good job, Mulligan Man!


And how 'bout closing Gitmo?
That’s worth a Nobel Prize!
He’ll lop off Bush’s tax cuts,
Without a compromise.
But follow ’round the circle,
He’s back where he began:
You get a free do-over,
If you’re a Mulligan Man!


And now we’ve got his budget
Which two short months ago,
Unleashed the money spigot
As fast as it would flow.
But suddenly he’s sober,
And has a brand new plan;
He’s heard the voters calling,
Hey there, Mulligan Man!
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Wed May 16, 2012 4:56 am

What a true statement! I personally do not want any more Mulligans with this idiot!!! JMHO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Wed May 16, 2012 3:49 pm

Idiot that he is!!!! Here's another, hope this is'nt boring you. GGG!!!!!




I’ve got some neighbors to expose
For watching right-wing TV shows.
I’m sure they are Obama’s foes,
And even now their number grows.


My next door neighbor’s name is Fred.
He hates Bernanke and the Fed,
And claims the US dollar’s dead;
He trades his cash for gold instead.


Another neighbor is a Jew
Who says he’ll never vote for you.
If I were you, I’d follow through;
I think he might be racist too.


A right-wing zealot I have seen
Down at the local putting green,
Is using words I find obscene
About your teleprompt machine.


Across the street and to the right,
I have a neighbor who is white.
He laughs at Biden out of spite,
And curses unions every night.


And further down the street I saw
A man who claims that he’s the Shah
Of most of greater Bogotá;
He’s known as Frank, but named François.


And down the street about a block,
There lives a fellow from Bangkok
Who wears a reddish-colored smock,
And worships Perry ’round the clock.


Across the way resides a Sioux,
Who lived awhile in Peru.
In recent weeks he traveled to
Afghanistan and Timbuktu.


By now I’ve named most every male
Who might Obama’s train derail,
And ought to be confined to jail
Until the Democrats prevail.
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Thu May 17, 2012 5:02 am

That is truly what they think about us!!! idiots all!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Thu May 17, 2012 3:32 pm

I suppose so. Are you up for some more?!?

Monday, August 15, 2011The Magic Bus
Article link: Obama Set to Hit the Road for Bus Tour, Martha's Vineyard Vacation


Obama’s got a magic bus –
He’s given up on jets;
It’s loaded to the roof with plans,
With peas and cigarettes.


He’ll roll through parts of Iowa
And Minnesota too;
Perhaps he’ll stop in Illinois,
Or maybe drive on through.


He plans to speak on joblessness,
The poor economy,
And how his term in office has
Been great for you and me.


He’ll brag on how the tide has turned
And how we’re on the mend,
If voters will just stick with him
Until the bitter end.


Supporters plan to line the route
With union bums and tramps,
And fill their bellies every night
On food they buy with stamps.


And when the tour finally ends
He’ll be so tuckered out,
He’ll need some Martha’s Vineyard time
To rest and lark about.


Then back to work to finish up
The job he came to do:
Expansion of the government
And unemployment queue.
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Sat May 19, 2012 3:10 pm

Ain't that the damn truth!!! WOW!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Sat May 19, 2012 5:08 pm

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Dividing the Spoils
Article link: Gallup finds more than 70% of Democrats favor redistribution of wealth


Our friends on the left
Are happy with theft,
So long as The Rich are the marks.
In Gallup’s new poll
They say, on the whole,
They favor the blueprint of Marx.


By taxes and fees
The left puts a squeeze
On wealth that they think they are due,
Which then they allow
To further endow
The unions like SEIU.


It seems only fair
That bureaucrats share
In what they purloin from The Man.
And nothing compares
To being the heirs
Who wait for a sweet pension plan.


The quid for the quo,
The Democrats know,
Are laws which will dole out the feed,
To those who provide
The votes for their side,
Which closes the circle indeed.
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Mon May 21, 2012 3:43 pm

I have a circle for them - one to go around their necks!!! Hanging from a tree with a short rope!!! TWIT!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Tue May 22, 2012 2:49 pm

Why dont you say what you really mean!!!! GGG!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Wed May 23, 2012 3:30 pm

And then another from their privates in a circle and little shorter rope tied to a branch just a little higher up than the other!!! Should create an interesting program for a while anyway!!! LAMO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Thu May 24, 2012 4:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Sun May 27, 2012 6:15 am

That is what I call entertainment!!! GGG!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Mon May 28, 2012 7:20 am

Nice video. It did not post correctly and I had to go into it to get it to work. Let me know if it is not working on your end. I could not tell!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Mon May 28, 2012 1:49 pm

Working just fine. Saddle up and draw a hard line!!!!!! Hang um high!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Tue May 29, 2012 9:00 am

How does that go?

Older whiskey,
Younger women,
Faster horses and
More money!!!

What a way to go!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Thu May 31, 2012 5:37 am

You and your computer adn your videos!!! LMAO!!! I could not see the video here. I will look into it late tonight or tomorrow after I get through!!

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PostSubject: Re: Second To None   Thu May 31, 2012 12:52 pm

It works for me! It has to be yours. GGG
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