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PostSubject: LISTEN UP!!!   Thu May 10, 2012 5:48 am

How bad is the economy? Let me tell you how bad it is from my viewpoint! My allergies were killing me yesterday after lunch and eyes were watering so bad I could not get any work done. So, I quit a little early, came home and what in the world do you think I walked into the middle of? There were two Sheriff's Deputies cars with lights going plus a wrecker and half the main road in front of my house blocked off! Seems there were two guys in a small Ford pickup that had been across the road at an old abandoned house picking up scrap metal (they said) to sell to the salvage yard! Well, they just did not know that one of the deputies I have been friends with for 35 years or so and used to work with him. He uses my my driveway to sit in the shade and write reports or to turn around or just to sit and watch the traffic!!! He likes my property because he can get a cold drink, a bite to eat or just stop and chew the fat for a while whether I am here or not. So, he is doing reports on the computer in his car in the shade and is screened from view of the main road unless you are really looking hard for him. The two guys drive up across the road into the abandoned house property and he sits and watches. 15 to 20 minutes later he sees them coming back to the main road with a pickup load of things!!! Things that were not theirs!! LMAO!! He pulled out and blocked the only exit to the road for them, got them out of the pickup and called a wrecker to tow their pickup as they were going to be in jail for a few days!!! GGG!! Turns out they looked my place over but there was an electric gate that was closed and they were too lazy to carry anything to their truck, they wanted to drive up and load! Shame they did not come on over to my place and they could have been caught int he act!~!! Timing was perfect but I would never have driven up on them as my buddy was already sitting here watching and waiting.

That is how bad the economy is now down here! When the thieves are out during the day and picking up scrap it is getting pretty bad!!! TWIT!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Thu May 10, 2012 4:05 pm

That's funny ...sort of. But this is going on all over the country, people are going into structures, all kinds of structures, churches store factories, homes etc. and stripping them of all the copper they can rip out. Ever since obagbreath became the #1 POS it has gotten worse.
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Fri May 11, 2012 5:25 am

It just got a little better around my house. Shame they were not on my property. I would have already stuffed and cuffed them for the guys! Would have saved them all but their paperwork!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Fri May 11, 2012 3:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Sat May 12, 2012 6:49 am

I would do that! Come on my property and screw around and be ready to go directly to jail! Cops down here especially in rural country will be tickled to come pick them up when they have already been handcuffed, searched and ready to transport! Would not suggest that everyone do that but I used to be one of them! And one of them in this county where I live!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Sat May 12, 2012 12:52 pm

I rather sic the dogs on them and watch them run for dear life. LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Mon May 14, 2012 2:02 pm

More fun to cuff and stuff than to watch the dogs eat them up!! JMHO!! There are chiggers in the pasture and they do not turn loose easily!!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Mon May 14, 2012 4:05 pm

That's ok as long as the chiggers are on the perps.
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Mon May 14, 2012 6:45 pm

I always slip my work overalls on and rub a little diesel on the cuffs!! No chiggers. fleas or anything else with the diesel on there!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Tue May 15, 2012 2:51 pm

I would stay clear of you also. GGG Talking about pests, when I got up this am I had an itch on my rearend and went to scratch it and felt a welt. I thought it was a dang boil until I looked in the mirror, it was a wood tick. I got him in time, was even able to get him out with the head on. Mad
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Wed May 16, 2012 4:55 am

Nasty little pests!! Can do lots of damage if not caught in time!!! JMHO!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Wed May 16, 2012 3:43 pm

They certainly can put a burr under your saddle. GGG
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Thu May 17, 2012 5:04 am

Checked on the boys yesterday just to see what was up and oh my!!! They are still residents of the local county crossbar hotel!!! Damn!!! Don't you just hate it when that happens!!! LMAO!!! Reckon I should go and volunteer to represent them pro bono?? Shame on me for even thinking that way!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Thu May 17, 2012 3:34 pm

You should be!!! Pro bono this!!! GGG
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Sat May 19, 2012 3:11 pm

I think this is truly one I have a pro bono for!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Sat May 19, 2012 5:17 pm

There was once this idealistic, young, good-looking and magnificent new lawyer that recently passed the Bar and he was offered to join this large law firm, because he had so much magnificent potential.

So the law firm made him all the fancy offers… a new car, a million peso acceptance bonus, a condominium in Makati… yadda yadda yadda.

But the lawyer was so idealistic that he told the firm: “Thank you for your offers but I must know… what is your firm’s policy on pro bono cases?”

The firm partners looked very serious and asked the new lawyer for some time to discuss the matter.

The partners got together in a huddle and debated and argued and discussed the matter. After an hour of this, one of the partners finally could take it no longer and approached the young lawyer.

He said: “Uhm… what’s pro bono?”
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Mon May 21, 2012 3:44 pm

ROFLMAOPMPCGU!!!! GGG!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Tue May 22, 2012 2:51 pm

I take it that tickled your funny bone. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Wed May 23, 2012 3:30 pm

I likey!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Thu May 24, 2012 4:39 pm

GGG!!!

Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut up an onion.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Chelsea Clinton

Q: If you have a bad lawyer, why not get a new one?
A: Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side and then on the other.

Q: What’s the difference between a shame and a pity?
A: If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff, and there are no survivors, that’s known as a pity. If there were any empty seats, that’s a shame.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech>
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.

Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
A: Just say, "Fees!"

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Sun May 27, 2012 6:15 am

I love lawyer jokes!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Sun May 27, 2012 11:54 am

GGG!!!!

Why You?

The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. A local volunteer called to solicit his donation, saying "our research shows that even though your annual income is over a $1-million, you do not give one penny to charity! Wouldn't you like to give back to your community through The United Way?"

The lawyer thinks for a moment and says: "First, did your research show that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and has huge medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh, no."

"Secondly, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?"

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology but is cut off.

"Thirdly, that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident", the lawyers voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says simply, "I had no idea."

The lawyer then says"...and if I don't give any money to THEM, why should I give any to you?"
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Mon May 28, 2012 6:52 am

Moral to the story - Don't ask if you don't want to know!!! LMAO!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Mon May 28, 2012 1:44 pm

I guess so. GGG

Testimony

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse was struck by a car at an intersection.

Smith sued the driver.

In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer:

Lawyer: "Mr. Smith, you've told us all about your injuries. But according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you were not injured at all?"

Smith: Well, let me explain. When the officer arrived at the scene, he first looked at my horse. He said 'Looks like he has a broken leg,' and then he took out his gun and shot the horse. He then came up to me and asked me how I was doing. I of course immediately said "I'm fine!"
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PostSubject: Re: LISTEN UP!!!   Tue May 29, 2012 8:58 am

Anybody with an ounce of sense would have said the same thing!!! LMAO!!!

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