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PostSubject: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:09 am

Why California is broke and Texas isn't.

I borrowed this from another forum that I frequent. Hope the original poster does not mind that I brought it here to share., Don't think he will and that is why I brought it over! There is a tremendous amount of truth (and humor) in this little article. Should serve as a warning to other states about what can happen when you go overboard with taxpayer's money! JMHO!!



California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls animal control Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.



Texas:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a ..45 hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.




And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:46 am

HA HA HA HA ROTFLMFAO

I needed a good laugh today and that was it. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:21 pm

When I stumbled across it I had a good laugh for quite some time!! It made my day also!! But there is a lot of truth in it!!! JMHO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:49 pm

I read this before right after the Texas incident. I got a chuckle out of it again. Good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:45 pm

CA might learn something from this!! JMHO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:40 pm

Are you kidding???? They cant learn anything, they are locked into being libturd flamers.
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:49 pm

I spent some time at the courthouse today waiting on a judge and talked with another attorney there that is a proclaimed liberal demoncrap!!! Highly intelligent and respected attorney in town and I never knew he was a liberal demoncrap!! It is amazing to talk with him and listen to his viewpoint on things, political and otherwise! I respect his right to believe the way he does but I do not agree with him or his political positions!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:13 pm

That's a good thing but does not help us in the situation we were in. Maybe you can convert him.
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:18 pm

Don't believe it will ever be done with him! He has been a life long one and has no intentions of changing now! He does have a different spin on things though!@!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:22 pm

Oh well!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:29 pm

I just have a problem listening to the old "party lines" when they come from someone I thought would know better from their life experiences! Must not be so!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:11 am

They may start out that way, but in time they must get caught in some uncompromising situation that they are embaressed or afraid of to come clean and fall victim to the DC conspiracy club.
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:38 am

I continue to have little patience with those that cannot see where we are headed! To refuse to acknowledge that we are on the wrong path is stupidity to me! We are all going to have to wake up and realize that we can no longer feed the world, take care of everyone on the planet and there are those out there that do not want us and our ways to take over and control them!! JMHO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:02 pm

We have to take it back, our lives depend on it. We can no longer co-exist with the socialist movement. They have to be eliminated from all societies in this country and else where. JMHO
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:05 pm

I am still trying to figure out their agenda. I agree that it is self destructive to allow them to gain any more of a foothold in our society but I cannot for the life of me figure out exactly what they are doing yet!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:45 am

There is no true agenda, they just hate a free society, capitalism and such, they align themselves with anything and everything that contradicts any good that God and man has tried to set down as rules that are good and will aide in the developement of the human race. They are true enemies of God and free men.
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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:37 am

I refer back to the OP in this thread and this is exactly why the Federal Government and CA are broke! Until there is some common sense put back it the handling of the taxpayers'
money, it will not get any better!! Similar to letting the fox guard the hen house!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why California is broke and Texas isn't.   Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:49 am

Similar? That is exactly what it is. No values what so ever.
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