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PostSubject: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sat May 14, 2011 4:19 am

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TEXAS HOUSE PASSES TSA ANTI-TA TA GROPING LAW
posted by AWD 9:58 PM Friday, May 13, 2011

It appears that TSA job is going to be soon back to its boring rent-a-cop beginnings. Gone are the days of feeling up all the good looking fillies with major league yabbos! At least in Texas! The last few years, TSA has been groping womerns like Rosie O’Donnell gropes a Quarter Pounder. If this law passes, TSA can look forward to going back to the days of stacking bins and telling travelers to empty their pockets. Being a rude jerk will remain the same.

After a former Miss America complained she was “molested” at Dallas-Ft. Worth airport by TSA, the Texas House has passed the anti-groping law which is defined as any search that:

“touches the anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person including through the clothing, or touches the other person in a manner that would be offensive to a reasonable person.”

Touches the anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person? That sounds like date night with the Big Sexy as long as the other person is a curvy babe! And ‘reasonable’ is a word that doesn’t exactly apply to TSA, which has increasingly offended America travelers since 9/11. The political correctness that infects America and our government allows TSA to feel up young children and elderly travelers in wheel chairs, make us undress and take off our shoes, and showing our packages in nekkid body scanners so TSA will be able to say they’re not profiling the real terrorists! Did anyone ever imagine we’d allow the federal government to molest children and women to avoid hurting the feelings of Islamic savages sworn to kill us.

A few other states are pending legislation that will start to limit how much TSA can humiliate, ogle, squeeze, etc us. Of course, the feds will come back saying federal law trumps state law. So we’re most likely going to be felt up for the next few years by the unemployable-elsewhere TSA goons until we can get some new blood in Washington. But at least it’s a start. Go Texas, go to hell TSA!

Now, if that former Miss USA had met the Big Sexy during his single days, they’d be writing anti-AWD groping legislation down here! So, in honor of TSA techniques and AWD’s former dating methodology, tonight’s Music That Doesn’t Suck is something sexy baybah. You see, on a date, the Big Sexy would immediately loosen up a young lovely with a steady diet of Marvin Gaye as we were driving to the finest restaurant to eat the finest lobster from the finest sea. After dinner, on the way back to the Casa de Amor, it would be a eargasm of Teddy Pendergrass while I was reeling in the biscuit. Then I might close the deal with some Barry White in which the AWD would lean in close and whisper in the fillies ear in a sexy Maestro of Love voice saying, “Baby, I’m gonna be your everythaaaaaaaang man.” If she was holding out, AWD would melt her with a smooth “pardon me, as my eyes feast upon your succulent décolletage.” Of course, if it was a country filly, AWD would merely break out a tried and true “hey babe, you and me go together like beer and smokes.” If she had a bunch of tattoos, I’d tailor my approach to “hey mama, want me to teach you a few tricks I learned in prison?” Give the people what they want! That’s been the secret to my success!

So without further ado, here’s Mr. Marvin Gaye singing Let’s Get It On. Mmmmm….get sanctified
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun May 15, 2011 8:54 pm

Lets just hope that Ohbutturds legal nuggets don't over turn this. Which they will.
There will be no justice for this country until he is voted out.

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Mon May 16, 2011 1:45 am

I was kind of hoping he would just dissapear.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Wed May 18, 2011 3:35 pm

Just don't do it in Texas!!! By God!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun May 29, 2011 5:19 am

Hell it should not be done any where. What a bunch of demented people runnig our agencies. This is just plain sick.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun May 29, 2011 5:31 am

Well here is an update! The bill did not get passed when it got out of committee! It was not because it was not a good bill but it got attached to another piece of legislation and the other piece of legislation did not get passed so this one did not either. Maybe next session! There will be a special session called for this summer but it will not be on the agenda.

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun May 29, 2011 6:06 am

They always have to mess with things by throwing attachments on to bills, totally ignorant of them.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Tue May 31, 2011 2:57 pm

A lot of the good things that were done in the legislative session this time were done away with at the end by a filibuster brought about because of the school funding. Now there were several good bills that will never come up for a vote because they are in a special session and all that can be considered is the agenda put together by the Gov! Don't know if he will make things happen or not in the special session other than the school funding issues!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Tue May 31, 2011 4:50 pm

Teachers are just toooooo powerful. They truely need to be knocked down 20 or 30 pegs.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:26 am

Turns out the filibuster was put on by a female rep from Fort Worth! Appears cowtown is getting almost as bad as Austin when it comes to the leftists and liberturds! How disappointing!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:04 am

They are speading like a cancer through out the states. People need to wise up to these idiots before it;s too late.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:09 pm

They are alive an dwell down here in TX but I don't think they will last forever!!! JMHO!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:10 am

You never know.

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:33 am

I keep hoping they will all drink form a poison well or something like Rev Jim did in Ghana years ago. Then we will not be bothered by them at all!! We cold be so lucky!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:44 am

Texas Tea!!! Unsweetened of course to be politically correct!!!! LMAO!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:28 pm

Well then lets have a party, a Texas Tea Party. Yaaaaahhhoooooooooo!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:07 pm

I am always ready. Just need to know the day before so I can get the smoker heated up!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:27 pm

How can anyone not adore your attitude. It is my pleasure to have your aquaintence. For sure. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:03 pm

You should be closer where we could really do some damage!!! LMAO!! Road trip Saturday - gun show at Market Hall in Dallas. We go to the local Mama's Daughter's Diner in Lewisville - on the way down to the show - for breakfast (all four of the motley crew) and make it to the show by opening at 9am. Usually stay until 1pm and then stop at the local sandwich shop for a toasted sandwich for lunch. Great day and lots of fun and fellowship. Four guys that have known each other for some twenty to thirty years and the women are glad to get rid of us for the day!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:24 pm

Sounds like fun, reading this I was thinking of waffles, 3 eggs over easy, steak and bacon and grits. I just ate but I got my stomach to growl. LOL Oh yeah and rye toast.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Thu Jun 09, 2011 5:06 am

Normal fare at the diner is 3 over easy, 3 bacon, 3 biscuits with cream sausage gravy with hash browns and grits. Coffee to wash it all down and it will last most of the morning! You can get a snack of real beef jerky or caramel popcorn at the gun show to tide you over until lunch if need be. We just do not go hungry on a road trip! We are trying to get a road trip to the Tulsa gun show in the fall and it looks like it is going to happen. You should come down to the Tulsa show and spend a couple of nights there with us. Looks like me and a deputy will make the trip!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:02 pm

Now that sounds like fun. Dont know if I can afford it right now.
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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:35 pm

I will let you know the dates when it happens. We are scheduling the trip dates now adn I will know for sure after t his weekend.

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PostSubject: Re: Texas House Passes TSA Anti-Ta Ta Groping Law   Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:01 am

This one got away from me, I saw it this am. It would be nice to get away, I'll have to try it some day.
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