Over the past six months, your husband has caused
quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and
have been forced to ban both of you from the store..Our complaints
against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented
by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.�

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the
floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. This
caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a
reprimand��� from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union
grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company
money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to
put a� bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department
and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring
pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty
children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help
him he began crying and screamed, ' Why can't you people just leave me
alone?' EMTs were called.

9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera
and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced
his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed� 'OH NO! IT'S
THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet
paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Now that's just damn funnier than all hell. ROTFLMAOPMPCGU.

Funny thing is after all the pictures I have run across about the people of Walmart the last couple of weeks, I can see this happening!!! LMAO!!

I used to pull crap similar when I was a young buck. I thought pulling stunts on people was a grand fun thing to do, then one day I grew up, kind of.

SOOOOOOOOOO glad I didn't have a mouth full of coffee when I saw this.

Yes they are for you.

By the way, have you seen the first elimination?

No he hasn't seen the first round! He is too busy baby sitting the boobs!!! LMAO!! Trying to find a way to get sent to the pickle barrel to sample the merchandise!! ROFLMAO!!

If that were the merchandise I would be doing the same thing.

Don't fall for the trap UF is leading you into!!! He will get you sidetracked and then slam the door on you!!! He is a bad influence and needs to spend some quality time alone in the pickle barrel quickly!! In solitary!!! He will get you in trouble every time!!! Bad influence!! LMAO!!

I knew that when I told AO about the "People of WalMart" thread it would haunt his mind and lead us all to a dark place.

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As much as he says he does not like to read for pleasure, I'm thinking he will buy this book. LMAO

I will just watch them on the net!!! Can see everything and more than you want right here!!! LMAO!!